{"id":110,"date":"2005-02-05T16:06:53","date_gmt":"2005-02-05T23:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/?p=110"},"modified":"2005-02-05T16:06:53","modified_gmt":"2005-02-05T23:06:53","slug":"javelina-for-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/?p=110","title":{"rendered":"Javelina for Dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I was on my way home and low and behold a javelina was blocking traffic about 1\/8 of a mile from my house.  When I got home, I quickly put Tanner in the car and we drove over to see him.  <\/p>\n<p>The next night I was making Taco Salad and asked Jim if he wanted Catalina (the salad dressing) on it.  Tanner quickly perked up and said &#8220;Mommy!  We having the javelina for dinner?&#8221; LOL!<em><\/p>\n<p>As usual, he has put a smile on my face all week.  The other morning I woke up and walked out into the front room.  Tanner had unloaded a ton of blocks all over the place.  He greeted me with the hugest smile you ever saw.  Then he said, &#8220;Mommy!  Wook at my big smile!&#8221; <\/em>(I gave him an A+ for this distraction method).<em>  Then he added &#8220;I&#8217;ll pick up blocks tomorrow&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>See he understands me already.  He knows that I am quick tempered but that I will forgive anyone anything if they will accept responsibility and take ownership.  My 3 year old in about 3 seconds had mommy wrapped.  <strong>Step 1:<\/strong>  Greet with a smile and get her in a happy mood.  <strong>Step 2<\/strong>:  Observe closely as she survey&#8217;s the damage.  <strong>Step 3:<\/strong>  Assure her of your intent to handle the situation.  <strong>Step 4<\/strong>:  Draw her attention to something more pleasant.  His final words were <\/em>&#8220;Mommy!  Wook!  The sun is SHINING!&#8221;<em><\/p>\n<p>Oh happy day Tanner&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>As all brothers do, Tanner and Ty have been starting some squabbles this week.  Nine out of 10 times, Tanner <em>has taken a toy away from  Ty and Ty gets furious.  Here are just a few incidents this week:<\/p>\n<p>Tanner was blocking Ty&#8217;s vision and Ty couldn&#8217;t see the TV.  Ty took his hand and smacked Tanner&#8217;s head away.  I thought it was coincidental.  Then he did it twice.<\/p>\n<p>Tanner got in his way.  Ty gave it to him right in the eye.  Tanner said <\/em>&#8220;Dat kid is so stwong.  Dat kid is so tuss.  He punched me in dee eye.&#8221; <em> (Tuss is tough)<\/p>\n<p>Tanner was frustrated because Ty was trying to take his book away that Tanner was supposed to be cleaing up.  He said:<\/p>\n<p><\/em>&#8220;He makin me trouble.  He makin me cry.  I doin this job!&#8221;<em><\/p>\n<p>As always child, you are a true treasure.  Please don&#8217;t grow up.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I was on my way home and low and behold a javelina was blocking traffic about 1\/8 of a mile from my house. When I got home, I quickly put Tanner in the car and we drove over to see him. The next night I was making Taco Salad and asked Jim [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mamas-diaries"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}