{"id":118,"date":"2005-02-12T16:39:51","date_gmt":"2005-02-12T23:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/?p=118"},"modified":"2005-02-12T16:39:51","modified_gmt":"2005-02-12T23:39:51","slug":"you-laugh-you-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/?p=118","title":{"rendered":"You Laugh You Die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever feel that way?  There are just some injuries in life that one best not laugh at.  I had a chaotic shopping trip this week where some isle walker really pushed my buttons. <\/p>\n<p>I was shopping in the Super Walmart and purposefully went during the afternoon on a work day so that it would be quiet.  It wasn&#8217;t.  I wanted the plastic storage isle to myself.  I needed lots of room to pile and make decisions.  I didn&#8217;t get it.  First, after I had stacked up many boxes in the isle, two more shoppers needed to evaluate the storage containers on the shelf.  Why now?  I let them know that I would be on the isle for awhile.  They assured me they would be too.  Dang it.<\/p>\n<p>Next thing I know, one of them knocks my top heavy boxes out of my cart all over the floor.  She apologizes.  Everything in me knew I was supposed to say &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry about it.  That&#8217;s okay.  No big deal.&#8221; I didn&#8217;t.  In fact, I didn&#8217;t make eye contact and didn&#8217;t say a word.  I am rarely this rude.  Sadly though, my fellow shoppers did not realize that (a) I was like a crazy person trying to dig myself out of the chaotic mess I was in and I was desperate for those boxes (b) In times like these, I can&#8217;t be distracted.  I need it very still and quiet to do math in my head to figure out how everything will fit on the shelves.  I was very calculated in my decisions.  Upsetting my grocery cart caused a frenzy in my brain.  Now I had to start over.  Aaaaghh!!<\/p>\n<p>Then an ever so helpful walmart associate approached and begin picking up my boxes and returning them to the shelves.  I quickly said &#8220;No!  I need those!&#8221;  She basically (in the kindest way) told me to get a hold of myself and relax.  Did I yell at this woman?  No.  I did not.  It seems though that few people can tolerate my moments of passion.  If I raise my pitch even ever so slightly, all the peace lovin&#8217; people of the world start to tremble.  Come on now!  I am not THAT intimidating.  I get aggravated sometimes that I can hardly express emotion without making people nervous.  I don&#8217;t make Jim nervous.  He say&#8217;s I have a very &#8220;dynamic personality&#8221; and he say&#8217;s that he loves to watch me interact.  LOL.  Mr. Laid Back thinks Mrs. Dynamite is a real kick.  Works good for us.<\/p>\n<p>Back to my story.<\/p>\n<p>I got my boxes back in order and went back to my task.  I then dropped Jim&#8217;s heavy tape measure on my toe.  Another bystander started to laugh.  This is where my posting title comes in.  It was a moment made for profanity.  Don&#8217;t worry&#8230;I stayed true to my commitment to NOT curse but did just about bite my tongue off to prevent it.  And then, she laughed and followed up by saying &#8220;It&#8217;s just one of those days isn&#8217;t it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I hardly could utter a word in response.<\/p>\n<p>I am glad my mom and Jodi was not there.  They always laugh when someone is in pain.  There could be a price to be paid for that&#8230;they better just watch it!<\/p>\n<p>P.S.  I had to return to the same isle in the same store later in the week.  I pulled a box down and a sign hanger fell off the top and about chopped my ear off.  (Actually it didn&#8217;t even bleed but it does still hurt).  My new neighborhood store is going to give me post traumatic stress I am afraid.<\/p>\n<p>**********************************************************************<\/p>\n<p>So what was I up to with all this shopping you ask?<\/p>\n<p>I have been in an organizational frenzy all week.  I have had it!  I can&#8217;t live in chaos one more minute and it was time to turn things around.  I am a very very organized person but some wouldn&#8217;t beleive it if they looked in my pantry&#8217;s.  That is because I have two speeds.  Organized perfectly or train wreck.  I am intolerant of less than perfect so unless I have a good organizational method, train wreck occurs out of frustration.  Several months ago I organized the playroom closet into 50,000 boxes (exaggeration:) and it has worked perfectly.  (Save the fact that Tanner gets more than one box out a time and drives me nuts).  Still though, everything has a place and that is VERY important.<\/p>\n<p>I feel so pleased with myself for all I accomplished this week, I just feel the need to list it out.  Heidi will affirm me at least (and Jodi will be happy too&#8230;except no Jodi I didn&#8217;t get to the fridge:).<\/p>\n<p>1.  All the laundry is caught up!  Yeah!<br \/>\n2.  My office is completely organized into plastic shelving units!<br \/>\n3.  My kitchen food pantry is organized into plastic boxes&#8230;EVERYTHING!<br \/>\n4.  My utensil pantry is organized into plastic boxes!!!<br \/>\n5.  My spice cabinet is organized into little crates<br \/>\n6.  My utensil drawer was cleaned out!<br \/>\n7.  My silverware drawer was cleaned out and I used mesh trays instead of yucky plastic<br \/>\n8.  All the socks have been reunited with their mates!<br \/>\n9.  Tanner&#8217;s closet has been cleaned out of all &#8220;too strong&#8221; clothes  and is perfectly organized.<br \/>\n10.  Ty&#8217;s closet has been cleaned out of all &#8220;too strong&#8221; clothes, is perfectly organized, AND each shirt is hung with a matching set of pants so it is easier to match his outfits.<br \/>\n11.  Everything is gathered for a dump run tomorrow.<br \/>\n12.  Everything is gathered for our church rummage sale.<\/p>\n<p>Amazing!  What is wrong with me?  I feel so much better!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever feel that way? There are just some injuries in life that one best not laugh at. I had a chaotic shopping trip this week where some isle walker really pushed my buttons. 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