{"id":2007,"date":"2010-08-18T01:00:35","date_gmt":"2010-08-18T08:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/?p=2007"},"modified":"2010-08-17T23:09:58","modified_gmt":"2010-08-18T06:09:58","slug":"tooth-fairy-issues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/?p=2007","title":{"rendered":"Tooth Fairy Issues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TyLost2ndTooth_0021.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2008\" title=\"TyLost2ndTooth_0021\" src=\"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TyLost2ndTooth_0021.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TyLost2ndTooth_0021.jpg 900w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TyLost2ndTooth_0021-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TyLost2ndTooth_0021-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TyLost2ndTooth_0021-833x555.jpg 833w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TyLost2ndTooth_0021bw.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2009\" title=\"TyLost2ndTooth_0021bw\" src=\"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TyLost2ndTooth_0021bw.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TyLost2ndTooth_0021bw.jpg 900w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TyLost2ndTooth_0021bw-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TyLost2ndTooth_0021bw-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TyLost2ndTooth_0021bw-833x555.jpg 833w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ty lost his second tooth at dinner last night while eating cantaloupe.? This morning, when my sleepy boy emerged from his room, it occurred to me that the tooth fairy had gone AWOL again.? Shoot!? Our Tooth Fairy needs to be terminated because she fails to show up 9 times out of 10.? I think she is ADD.<\/p>\n<p>While he was distracted, I went to his room to put $2.00 under his pillow (guilt).? Thankfully, I lifted the pillow all the way because low and behold the tooth fairy HAD come and left a five dollar bill.? :)?? (And yes I did call that particular Tooth Fairy to discuss the economic crisis and HIS failure to respond accordingly).<\/p>\n<p>Not wanting to usurp the authority of the Tooth Fairy, I left the five dollar bill and went and found Ty.<\/p>\n<p>Me:? Hey Ty.? Did you check under your pillow to see if the Tooth Fairly left anything for you?<\/p>\n<p>Ty:? No.? I think you better call her.<\/p>\n<p>LOL.?? And you see, one more reason why we don&#8217;t add Santa to our annual holiday.? Our kids don&#8217;t even trust the Tooth Fairy.? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Me:? Here Tori put this dress on.<\/p>\n<p>Tori:? Ax nope.? Pink.? (Actually no &#8211; I would prefer to wear pink).<\/p>\n<p>I must say &#8220;actually&#8221; a lot because all three of my kids learned it young.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>I am trying to slowly wean Tori from her pacys (babies).? My new boundary is that she only gets them at nap and bedtime.? The other day I forgot to pick up Kitty and saw her lying on my bedroom floor.? I picked her up and put her on top of my (very messy) dresser figuring Tori wouldn&#8217;t notice her there.? A little while later, Tori was watching tv on my bed and she spies the kitty and says &#8220;<strong>OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH? my KITTY!!!!? I heard a MEOW<\/strong>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not sure how she saw it and I am certain she didn&#8217;t hear it (hee hee) but that&#8217;s her story and she is stickin to it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ty lost his second tooth at dinner last night while eating cantaloupe.? This morning, when my sleepy boy emerged from his room, it occurred to me that the tooth fairy had gone AWOL again.? Shoot!? Our Tooth Fairy needs to be terminated because she fails to show up 9 times out of 10.? I think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mamas-diaries"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2007"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2046,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2007\/revisions\/2046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}