{"id":2132,"date":"2010-08-23T01:00:59","date_gmt":"2010-08-23T08:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/?p=2132"},"modified":"2010-08-20T00:38:50","modified_gmt":"2010-08-20T07:38:50","slug":"shampoo-required","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/?p=2132","title":{"rendered":"Shampoo Required"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0020.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2133\" title=\"TorihairToilet_0020\" src=\"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0020.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"627\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0020.jpg 900w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0020-300x209.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0020-768x535.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0020-833x580.jpg 833w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Would you like to know why I HAD to give her a bath today?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0014.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2134\" title=\"TorihairToilet_0014\" src=\"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0014.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0014.jpg 900w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0014-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0014-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0014-833x555.jpg 833w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I heard the toilet flush several times and went in to investigate.? I found Tori totally dry.? All except her hair.? I suspect she wanted to know what it would feel like to wash her hair in the toilet with the water swirling down.? Does she lay in bed at night planning these things?? Is &#8220;wash hair in toilet&#8221; seriously on her bucket list?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0011.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2135\" title=\"TorihairToilet_0011\" src=\"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0011.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0011.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/TorihairToilet_0011-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And why oh why, was the Spot Shot carpet cleaner bottle on her bedroom floor tonight&#8230;EMPTY?? Where do you suppose all the contents went?????? And why did she put purple play dough all over her dress?? Why did she open up an entire bunch of bananas this morning?? Why were chewed up and spit out bits of pumpkin seeds littering the carpet in MY bedroom today?? Where did all of Ty&#8217;s gum go?? Where did Tanner&#8217;s gum go and how did she get to it?? How did she get the roller ball out of 3 lip glosses and where is the gloss?? I really want the answer to that question!? Ya&#8230;that&#8217;s just off the top of my head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you like to know why I HAD to give her a bath today? I heard the toilet flush several times and went in to investigate.? I found Tori totally dry.? All except her hair.? 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