Apparently I greatly offended my brother David last week by posting a complete attendance record of who attended family night. As a point of fact, David and Aimee and the kids were not there. When I walked in the door yesterday he asked me to make sure I wrote his name down this time and I had no idea what he was talking about. He then referenced last week’s “list”. His absence from our family gathering was published for all the world to see and he figured if I was going to be keeping track of attendance he wanted to make sure his name got on this weeks list. So just for my dear David…here is the official attendance record for last night’s gathering:<\/p>\n
Grammy Rene
\nPapa
\nSweetie
\nUncle Dave
\nAunt Beck
\nJenna
\nJim
\nDoni
\nTanner
\nTy
\nDaniel
\nNoah
\nGraham
\nDAVID
\nAIMEE
\nZANE
\nZANDI
\nJarrod
\nDarin
\nJodi
\nKarsyn<\/p>\n
Missing: Rob, Brooke, Dusty, Aviel, Jamie<\/p>\n
Happy now David?<\/p>\n
Sheeeeeeeeeshhhh!!!!<\/p>\n
Now that I have done my duty, I will post something that Darin said yesterday about David that I found quite appropriate. We were discussing Tanner’s speech patterns and how it is difficult for him to converse in full phrases without getting frustrated. My Uncle pointed out that it is likely because Tanner thinks faster than he can speak (I think he may have a good point). Darin than said (and I quote) “David has exactly the opposite problem. He speaks faster than he thinks!” LOL (Heidi – in reference to our conversation last week about the blue van I bet I get a loud “hear hear” from you!)<\/p>\n
One of my favorite quotes is “Those who talk too much often say things they haven’t thought of yet”. LOL. And yes, I know, I am inviting trouble with that one. Is this going to turn around and be a “log eye” issue?<\/p>\n
David – you provide your sister with hours of entertainment. My life would not be the same without your influence and I adore you. I also appreciate all the writing material you provide. LOL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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