{"id":4360,"date":"2011-10-24T10:48:42","date_gmt":"2011-10-24T17:48:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/?p=4360"},"modified":"2011-10-24T10:48:42","modified_gmt":"2011-10-24T17:48:42","slug":"real-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/?p=4360","title":{"rendered":"Real Life"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This week I came in from grocery shopping at 9:00 PM and was greeted by this scene.?? Daddy playing “bows” (magnet dolls) with Tori and Troy.?? I thought it too cute so I popped my speedlight on and snapped away.???? I love to see these precious real moments with my husband and children.?? And if you are wondering, the reason that you can see so many of Tori’s toys in the first picture is because we are in the middle of switching kid bedrooms so her room has just been painted for Tanner and Ty.?? I had no where to put her stuff in between so all her toys and such are in my front room for a couple weeks.<\/p>\n

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Me:?? Where did you get that gum?<\/p>\n

Tori:?? It isn’t gum.?? I just brushed my teeth to get the nuts out.<\/p>\n

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I put my hair in a pony on top of my head before taking a bath.<\/p>\n

Tori:?? Mommy you look like a new girl.<\/p>\n

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Me:?? (For the millionth time) TORI!?? GET YOUR CLOTHES ON RIGHT NOW!<\/p>\n

Tori:?? Mom.?? When you talk to me that way…..it makes me scared.<\/p>\n

For the record – I am not sure if Tori has ever been scared and trust me – she wasn’t.<\/p>\n

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Tori (reading her Children’s Bible):?? And then a bee bit God.<\/p>\n

Jim:?? A bee did not bite God.<\/p>\n

Tori:?? Yes it did.?? It says it right here.<\/p>\n

Jim:?? Tori.?? There is no story in the bible where a bee bites God.<\/p>\n

Tori:?? Well. (Pause)?? You didn’t see the movie.<\/p>\n

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This week I came in from grocery shopping at 9:00 PM and was greeted by this scene.?? Daddy playing “bows” (magnet dolls) with Tori and Troy.?? I thought it too cute so I popped my speedlight on and snapped away.???? I love to see these precious real moments with my husband and children.?? And if […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mamas-diaries"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4360"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4388,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4360\/revisions\/4388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}