{"id":540,"date":"2007-07-12T15:22:27","date_gmt":"2007-07-12T22:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/?p=540"},"modified":"2007-07-12T15:22:27","modified_gmt":"2007-07-12T22:22:27","slug":"so-long-sistaaahhhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/?p=540","title":{"rendered":"So Long Sistaaahhhhh"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Guess who is hittin’ the road??? Yep!!!!!?? For some unknown reason, my husband is choosing to abandon the other woman.?? He put her up for sale this week!!!!?? I thanked him so much for what he did for me and then he was quick to comment that he isn’t selling her “for me” – he wants to buy other stuff with the money.?? Whatever!?? I am just glad she is going to be GONE GONE GONE!!!!!?? Any takers??????? He is asking $2500.00 and she is a Kawasaki Ninja.?? Single men only!?? She doesn’t need to be the “other woman” in any other marriage either!!!!?? \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Guess who is hittin’ the road??? Yep!!!!!?? For some unknown reason, my husband is choosing to abandon the other woman.?? He put her up for sale this week!!!!?? I thanked him so much for what he did for me and then he was quick to comment that he isn’t selling her “for me” – he […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mamas-diaries"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}