{"id":698,"date":"2008-05-26T23:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T06:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/?p=698"},"modified":"2008-05-26T23:31:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-27T06:31:00","slug":"did-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/?p=698","title":{"rendered":"Did You Know?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lately Tanner has made a habit of starting sentences off with “Mommy did you know…”.?? Each time he begins dialog that way, I anxiously await his little revelations.?? Most of the time they are 25% true and 75% made up.?? His statements often start out with some truth but then have a lot of “Tanner” hyperbole thrown in.?? Example:?? “Mommy did you know that a male black widow spider is smaller than the female (true) and is the most venomous spider in the whole entire world (not true)?”?? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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(Totally in love with above picture – THAT is my boy)<\/p>\n

“Mommy did you know<\/strong> that Xbox will get rid of the hiccups?”?? (Hmmmm…me thinks he had an agenda with that one).<\/p>\n

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“Mommy did you know<\/strong> that your face matches Tori’s”?<\/p>\n

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“Mommy did you know<\/strong> that when you get a cavity the dentist puts Kings in your mouth?” (You mean crowns??? LOL)<\/p>\n

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And my favorite….<\/em><\/p>\n

“Mommy did you know<\/strong> that when I was a little kid I grew up faster than other kids??? But now that I am a big kid I am growing up slow and you have to wait a long time for your birthdays when your bigger.?? Did you know that?”?? (Frankly my dear son, I am having the opposite experience LOL).??<\/p>\n

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Lately Tanner has made a habit of starting sentences off with “Mommy did you know…”.?? Each time he begins dialog that way, I anxiously await his little revelations.?? Most of the time they are 25% true and 75% made up.?? His statements often start out with some truth but then have a lot of “Tanner” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mamas-diaries"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}