{"id":8,"date":"2004-11-18T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-18T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/?p=8"},"modified":"2004-11-18T02:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-18T09:00:00","slug":"tanner-diary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/?p=8","title":{"rendered":"Tanner Diary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto\"><strong><span style=\"color: #666666;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #666666; FONT-FAMILY: Arial\">Age:&nbsp; 3 years 6 months<br \/>Weight: 32 pounds<br \/>Height: 37.75 inches<\/p>\n<p><u>Playing Chicken<\/u><br \/><\/span><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #666666;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #666666; FONT-FAMILY: Arial\">Yesterday I was vacuuming the front room.&nbsp; I had Ty in his little walker (which generally he hates).&nbsp; Tanner seems to think that everytime I vacuum, I am playing &quot;chicken&quot; with him and he runs screaming all through the house.&nbsp; This time he wanted his brother to join in the fun.&nbsp; Imagine how fast a walker can fly across a laminate wood floor?&nbsp; LOL!&nbsp; Just kidding, I wasn&#8217;t letting him push it that hard.&nbsp; Even so, Tanner still dumped it and his brother landed on his head.&nbsp; (He&#8217;s fine).&nbsp; Tanner screamed louder than Ty and I both.&nbsp; I could tell immediately that Ty was okay (babies bounce &#8211; thank the Lord).&nbsp; Anyhow, Tanner kept screaming &quot;Sorry Baby!&quot; over and over.&nbsp; He actually injured Ty worse trying to hug him because he bonked him on the front of the head.&nbsp; I thought it was so precious that Tanner was so upset and concerned for his brother.&nbsp; I also appreciated the immediate accountability and apology&#8230;until&#8230;.the tables turned on me.&nbsp; Tanner looked up at me and said &quot;MOMMY!!&nbsp; Don&#8217;t chase him with dat ting!&quot; LOL!&nbsp; I stared speechless.&nbsp; The blame had just been passed on to me as though it were my fault that Tanner pushed over the walker.&nbsp; The walker that I was NOT chasing&#8230;the chicken game is a figment of Tanner&#8217;s imagination.&nbsp; Kids&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><u><\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><u><span style=\"color: #666666;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #666666; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: \">Fear Factor<br \/><\/span><\/span><\/u><\/strong><span style=\"color: #666666;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #666666; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: \">On Sunday Papa and Sweetie were spending time with the boys.&nbsp; Tanner kept trying to get Sweetie to play with him and was begging her saying &quot;Sweetie&#8230;play Sheer Shactor with da Shags!&quot;&nbsp; It took a bit for us to figure out that he wanted her to play Fear Factor and have his cars knock over flags.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Age:&nbsp; 3 years 6 monthsWeight: 32 poundsHeight: 37.75 inches Playing ChickenYesterday I was vacuuming the front room.&nbsp; I had Ty in his little walker (which generally he hates).&nbsp; Tanner seems to think that everytime I vacuum, I am playing &quot;chicken&quot; with him and he runs screaming all through the house.&nbsp; This time he wanted his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mamas-diaries"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}