{"id":920,"date":"2009-04-09T01:00:27","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T08:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/x.jimanddoni.com\/?p=920"},"modified":"2009-04-08T17:47:58","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T00:47:58","slug":"toilet-paper-belongs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/?p=920","title":{"rendered":"Toilet Paper Belongs&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/Eli4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"464\" \/><\/p>\n<p>??on the roll!?? Not unwound in large piles in my bathroom.?? I also prefer my dental floss stay in the case as well.?? Ty&#8217;s underwear should have stayed dry on the bathroom floor today instead of thrown into the bathwater and I had to pick up all the diaper bag contents twice that were decorating my front room.?? Note to mom:?? I AM watching her but she never gives me a break!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>These pictures tell the real story.?? Tori moving props off my set and protesting.??<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/Eli1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"464\" \/><\/p>\n<p>??<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/Eli2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"464\" \/><\/p>\n<p>??The foot just adds emotional depth doesn&#8217;t it??? I wonder if she will be a stomper?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/Eli5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"560\" \/><\/p>\n<p>??<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/Eli12.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"560\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>??on the roll!?? Not unwound in large piles in my bathroom.?? I also prefer my dental floss stay in the case as well.?? Ty&#8217;s underwear should have stayed dry on the bathroom floor today instead of thrown into the bathwater and I had to pick up all the diaper bag contents twice that were decorating [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mamas-diaries"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/920","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/920\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jimanddoni.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}