My nephew Noah (who by the way will not be three until November) has been getting messages directly from God this week. Quite amazing really.

Earlier in the week he wanted to watch a DVD and Brooke (his mama) told him that it was play time and that he could not watch movies during play time. Not one to take no for an answer, Noah decided to talk with God. Shortly thereafter he told Brooke, “Mommy – God told me that he has a rule that I can watch DVD’s! Is that cool or what?”

Definitely cool Noah! Your Aunt Sissy is completely fascinated with your charm and intelligence. Your mother however, is feeling a bit challenged and is concerned that if she doesn’t keep herself in constant study that you will outsmart her. I was proud of my sister though because she was really quick to deliver this line, “Noah, God’s rule is that children obey their parents and I said you may not watch a DVD”.

The next morning he was dissatisfied with his breakfast choices and again told his mommy that God had another rule. This time God’s rule was that Noah should get pancakes instead of eggs for breakfast.

Brooke declared Noah a false prophet.