Guess who is hittin’ the road??? Yep!!!!!?? For some unknown reason, my husband is choosing to abandon the other woman.?? He put her up for sale this week!!!!?? I thanked him so much for what he did for me and then he was quick to comment that he isn’t selling her “for me” – he wants to buy other stuff with the money.?? Whatever!?? I am just glad she is going to be GONE GONE GONE!!!!!?? Any takers??????? He is asking $2500.00 and she is a Kawasaki Ninja.?? Single men only!?? She doesn’t need to be the “other woman” in any other marriage either!!!!?? ๐
9 responses to “So Long Sistaaahhhhh”
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GOOD BYE!
Jim,
For men everywhere you need to pull the for sale sign on your bike. I dont know if you read this but you have been publicly Na, Na, Na, Na’d. If you need money we can hold a benifit motorcycle ride in honor of men who’s wives are against “the motorcycle”. We will make a killing. Think about it.
and men across the nation will be eating ramen noodles for dinner for months… ๐
And sleeping on the couch with no “extra curricular activities” for maybe even longer than they are eating ramen!
Doni,make sure you write on the sign to contact YOU at YOUR phone number..that way YOU can sell it and have them give you cash or write the check out to YOU ๐
HA HA HA!
this is what is in my head after reading this with the responses:
Bye bye love, I’ll catch you later
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator and the rearview mirror torn off
I ain’t never lookin’ back. And that’s a fact.
I’ve tried all I can imagine
I’ve begged and pleaded in true lover’s fashion
I’ve got pride, I’m takin’ it for a ride
Bye bye, bye bye my baby, bye bye
oh and David….. who’d put the beneifit together for you guys, I mean REALLY ๐
go missy!